Friday, November 2, 2012

Halloween Hangover

Elly: HEY!!!!! Where did it go?!
Alex: Whuuut..? *groan*
Marvin: You ate all this?
Ramune': I can't believe this. You said you'd keep this SAFE!
Elly (in echoey voice inside the cauldron): There's nuthin' in here!!!!
Elly and Ramune' together: YOU'RE HORRIBLE!!!! Look at Marvin, you're making him cry! 
Alex: *groans* Ohhhh I feel awfullllll...
Ramune' (as she storms away): You'd better be suffering. You certainly don't want ME to make you pay!
Alex tosses and turns, getting little rest it seems, suffering both a guilty conscience and a painful tummy.
Lexi: Oh geez, I don't feel well..
Why is my tummy so bloated?
Elly: You can blame Alex for that.
Lexi: Ohhh my head...
Elly: Even the faer folk can't handle that much at once. I think you'll need this, since Alex emptied it.
Lexi: Thank you so much Elly. You look very cute in your outfit, by the way.
So, Alex behaved like a typical boy, had a nightmare (surprise surprise), and here I am to pay the price.
Elly: That's about it. We did have some candy, but none of us emptied those boxes and wrappers. He must have been up half the night just eating it all. Boys.
Lexi: And you've all just met him? Great first-impression...

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Discoveries

Last we saw Alex stormed out of the house, angry that he sometimes became a girl. Can't blame him, really. Here he gets to meet one of the fairy folk.

**figured a big world would intrude. Maybe he'll go away if I just make myself at home**




Saturday, September 1, 2012

Revelations

Ma: HEY! What do you think you're doing?!
Alex: You got a package from Canada, and I heard you say it was for me.
Alex: You ARE kidding, right?
Ma: I didn't say it was ALL for you, Little Eaves Dropper.
Alex: And this? I do see some pj bottoms. Sure would be more comfortable to sleep in than my jeans. But what's with the girly clothes?
THIS is for Me. See? 
Now, would you mind explaining who these other clothes are for?
Ma: You do recall the story of your identity switch?
Alex: That's it!!! I KNOW you have pictures. Show me!
That's me when I arrived. Different hair, though.
Ma: See anything different?
Alex: NO! She looks nothing like me!
.......
Alex: There is NO WAY! What kind of trick have you pulled?
Ma: I swear, it was just as much a surprise for me as for, well, HER at the time. Look, here's
another from later.
Alex: What are we going to do?
Ma: Do? Honey, we don't get a choice in this.
Alex: YOU'RE in charge! YOU have to fix this!!!!!!
Ma: Whoa! What makes you think I can do anything? And how would Lexi feel being put out
like that?
Alex: She. Is. A. Stupid. Girl. So I don't care.
This is me, this is my stuff. We don't need no stinkin' girls around here!
 I'm going outside now. You figure out how to sort this!