Rude Awakening II

Ma: Time to get ready for bed, Lexi.

Really Mother? A little privacy if you please.

*blows kisses*

Ma: Goodnight Sweetie.

WHAAAAAA!!!! 

Ma: You alright?
Alex: Man, I hate nightmares.

I dreamed I was being chased by tigers! 

Ma: Umm, you look kind ragged. Hate to ask this, but who are you?
Alex: Really?!! ALEX! What? I take a nap and you forget about me?

And what are these girly clothes?!?!

Just for that stupid question, would you mind taking me to the mirror?

Oh. My. God. What happened to my hair?

Ma: You see why I asked who you were? What do you remember last?
Alex: We were playing outside, in the woods. I laid down to rest, and woke up in bed and girly pajamas.

Alex: Why? How did this happen?
Ma: Maybe you want to sit down.

Ma: I'm just guessing, but it seems when you have a nightmare another personality emerges. Not
only a personality, but your body, your hair, and your eyes change too.
Alex: Into what?
Ma: A girl.

Alex: You have got to be kidding me. That is the most ridiculous idea ever. YOU watch too
much TV!!!