Revelations

Ma: HEY! What do you think you're doing?!

Alex: You got a package from Canada, and I heard you say it was for me.

Alex: You ARE kidding, right?
Ma: I didn't say it was ALL for you, Little Eaves Dropper.

Alex: And this? I do see some pj bottoms. Sure would be more comfortable to sleep in than my jeans. But what's with the girly clothes?

THIS is for Me. See? 

Now, would you mind explaining who these other clothes are for?
Ma: You do recall the story of your identity switch?

Alex: That's it!!! I KNOW you have pictures. Show me!

That's me when I arrived. Different hair, though.

Ma: See anything different?

Alex: NO! She looks nothing like me!

.......

Alex: There is NO WAY! What kind of trick have you pulled?
Ma: I swear, it was just as much a surprise for me as for, well, HER at the time. Look, here's
another from later.

Alex: What are we going to do?
Ma: Do? Honey, we don't get a choice in this.

Alex: YOU'RE in charge! YOU have to fix this!!!!!!
Ma: Whoa! What makes you think I can do anything? And how would Lexi feel being put out
like that?

Alex: She. Is. A. Stupid. Girl. So I don't care.

This is me, this is my stuff. We don't need no stinkin' girls around here!

 I'm going outside now. You figure out how to sort this!