Revelations

Ma: HEY! What do you think you're doing?!

Alex: You got a package from Canada, and I heard you say it was for me.

Alex: You ARE kidding, right?
Ma: I didn't say it was ALL for you, Little Eaves Dropper.

Alex: And this? I do see some pj bottoms. Sure would be more comfortable to sleep in than my jeans. But what's with the girly clothes?

THIS is for Me. See? 

Now, would you mind explaining who these other clothes are for?
Ma: You do recall the story of your identity switch?

Alex: That's it!!! I KNOW you have pictures. Show me!

That's me when I arrived. Different hair, though.

Ma: See anything different?

Alex: NO! She looks nothing like me!

.......

Alex: There is NO WAY! What kind of trick have you pulled?
Ma: I swear, it was just as much a surprise for me as for, well, HER at the time. Look, here's
another from later.

Alex: What are we going to do?
Ma: Do? Honey, we don't get a choice in this.

Alex: YOU'RE in charge! YOU have to fix this!!!!!!
Ma: Whoa! What makes you think I can do anything? And how would Lexi feel being put out
like that?

Alex: She. Is. A. Stupid. Girl. So I don't care.

This is me, this is my stuff. We don't need no stinkin' girls around here!

 I'm going outside now. You figure out how to sort this!

Rude Awakening II

Ma: Time to get ready for bed, Lexi.

Really Mother? A little privacy if you please.

*blows kisses*

Ma: Goodnight Sweetie.

WHAAAAAA!!!! 

Ma: You alright?
Alex: Man, I hate nightmares.

I dreamed I was being chased by tigers! 

Ma: Umm, you look kind ragged. Hate to ask this, but who are you?
Alex: Really?!! ALEX! What? I take a nap and you forget about me?

And what are these girly clothes?!?!

Just for that stupid question, would you mind taking me to the mirror?

Oh. My. God. What happened to my hair?

Ma: You see why I asked who you were? What do you remember last?
Alex: We were playing outside, in the woods. I laid down to rest, and woke up in bed and girly pajamas.

Alex: Why? How did this happen?
Ma: Maybe you want to sit down.

Ma: I'm just guessing, but it seems when you have a nightmare another personality emerges. Not
only a personality, but your body, your hair, and your eyes change too.
Alex: Into what?
Ma: A girl.

Alex: You have got to be kidding me. That is the most ridiculous idea ever. YOU watch too
much TV!!!