Rude Awakening II

Ma: Time to get ready for bed, Lexi.

Really Mother? A little privacy if you please.

*blows kisses*

Ma: Goodnight Sweetie.

WHAAAAAA!!!! 

Ma: You alright?
Alex: Man, I hate nightmares.

I dreamed I was being chased by tigers! 

Ma: Umm, you look kind ragged. Hate to ask this, but who are you?
Alex: Really?!! ALEX! What? I take a nap and you forget about me?

And what are these girly clothes?!?!

Just for that stupid question, would you mind taking me to the mirror?

Oh. My. God. What happened to my hair?

Ma: You see why I asked who you were? What do you remember last?
Alex: We were playing outside, in the woods. I laid down to rest, and woke up in bed and girly pajamas.

Alex: Why? How did this happen?
Ma: Maybe you want to sit down.

Ma: I'm just guessing, but it seems when you have a nightmare another personality emerges. Not
only a personality, but your body, your hair, and your eyes change too.
Alex: Into what?
Ma: A girl.

Alex: You have got to be kidding me. That is the most ridiculous idea ever. YOU watch too
much TV!!!

Meet Your New Family

Now that Lexi feels more at home, it's high time she met us.

Elly: Psssst!

Lexi: ???!?

Elly: HEY! Who are you?!
Lexi: *gasp* How did you get down there so fast?

Elly: We're Puki's. Fairies, ya know?

Lexi: Well, you're awful cute. Want to introduce me? I'm Lexi, by the way.
Elly: THANKS!

Elly: The shy one here is Marvin, the princess is Ramune', and I'm Elly.
Marvin: *hi*
Ramune': Where did you come from and how long are you staying?

a voice behind: And I'm Sage. Prepared to be pukified.

Point made

Ramune': Marvin doesn't stay shy long. I think he does it for attention.
Lexi: You're Ramune'? You don't seem so, rambunctious.
Ramune': Elly's a whole 'nuther creature. Pong, you know. No class. You, however, look like someone who understands the value of culture. We may just get along.

You Mean I AM Wanted?

When Alex changed to Lexi, well, all she had to wear was that blue frilly thing and blocky shoes. Apparently Ma noticed and did something about that.

Lexi?

 Lexi hon, what's the matter?

Lexi: Well, you know, these clothes have ribbons and lace, but, well, they're really not mine.

...and, well, I heard the other dolls getting new things...
Ma: Oh Lexi, you poor thing! I had to find just the right things for you, and they just arrived. Would you like to see?

Really?

Lexi: Oh, this is better.

OOOOOHHHH!!!

Ma: And last but not least:

Oh thank you!

I am SO outta these clothes!

I'm a GIRL!! Ima girl Ima girl Imagirl girl girl!