How Does SHE Rate?!

 So Ma, how 'bout helpin' me get dressed?

 Hmmm, it looks a lot emptier than I remember.

 How 'bout these? I've seen the pants, but not the shirt. This could be cool.

Seriously? And just who did you have in mind for this?

Ma: I was shopping for too many dolls at once. I really wanted that for you!
Alex: Well, I want it too!

Let's see what else I have...

What's This?
Ma: Looks like a puki wig.
Whatever.

I'll just wear this.

I get new pajamas that make my head look huge, and clash with my hair, and pants that are a bit
too long.

What did you do with her clothes?

Seriously?! I'll bet they all fit too!

And a ball gown?!!! And this princess dress next to me! 

I clearly see who your favorite is. I'll just go dig around for some RAGS
to wear...